Roofus & Camel, INC.

We are the perfect housewives.
You can find us fumbling with our blue suits, blaring a fog horn, folding laundry, peeing on our feet, at a flea market, cutting up rags, writing to-do lists, casually soaking, raving through Saks, handing out jello shots, blinding you with the camera's flash, using a frying pan to change a flat tire, stumbling to main stage, staying hydrated, digging through the bins, dancing on speakers, making you a birthday cake, hunting for the best deal, double-dosing unsuspecting victims, counting our pennies, or upside down in Lithia Park.
No matter where you go, we'll be there.


Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.

(via unfunnydad)


(Source: yarotica, via sno-cone)